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Nepeta meets Jude, and things get a little flushed

▼: hi!! :)
▲: :33< *ac pounces on this strange looking creature* HII
▲: :33<*ac considers the strange creatures head* where are your horns?
▼: whoa! *stumbles under the mighty huntress*
▼: hehe, i don't have horns, i'm a human!
▼: :B
▲: :33<*ac is very puzzled* hu-man...
▲: :33< what's a human?
▼: i guess you're a troll then, huh?
▼: we're liiiike....
▼: pink trolls.
▼: without horns, or claws, or scary things i guess
▼: i dunno
▲: :33< *ac tilts her mighty huntress head* pink trolls?
▲: :33< that sounds scary
▼: what's your name? mine's jude.
▲: :33< jude? that's a funny name. i'm nepeta
▼: nice to meet you, nepeta *holds out hand as if to shake*
▲: :33< *the mighty huntress extends her claws in a sign of friendship*
▼: though of course we think we both have weird names, cause we're both aliens :B
▲: :33< I'm not an alien
▼: wow! those look sharp!
▼: to me you are, silly! hehe
▲: :33< *ac's ears perk up* oh, i understand.
▲: :33< What do humans usually do in their hives?
▼: oh, lotsa stuff. mostly i do science and play with my dog, beq! he raised me.
▲: :33< your lusus is this earth creature called a dog?
▼: um, what's a lusus? i mean it's kinda weird that i was raised by a dog instead of some parents or something, but i dunno what a lusus is
▲: :33< *the great huntress, though greatly confuzzled, decides to continue* a lussus is this big animal that raises you, in a roundabout sort of way, if they don't kill you first.
▲: :33< what's a parent?
▼: well i guess it's sort of like a lusus, but it's another human, and also i don't think they normally try to kill you...
▲: :33< The grubs on your planet are raised by adults?
▲: :33< that's kind of weird
▼: but i think you could count beq as both a parent and a lusus
▼: he sounds sorta in between
▼: yep! usually the ones who make you, too.
▲: :33< *ac is now slightly shocked* you know the humans that donated your genetic material? how is that possible?
▼: well they sorta stay together most of the time, in normal families
▼: like, you get married, and then you have kids, and then you raise them together and then you grow old together!
▲: :33< Your adults live on the same planet as your grubs?
▼: we all live on one planet. unfortunately, we have't figured out space travel just yet :|
▲: :33< *ac looks at you in awe* your ancestors stay together? and you don't have space travel?
▲: :33< *ac is thoroughly shocked by this new information*
▼: hehe, don't be shocked, we practically just figured out computers. i heard trolls have actually created biological computational systems, but i don't think humans'll ever get that far :B
▲: :33< you don
▲: :33< you don't have biocomps?
▲: :33< next you'll tell me you don't have quadrants
▼: lolwhut
▼: i do not even know to what on earth that could be referring to
▲: :33< what is this earth?
▲: :33< is that your human planet?
▼: :B
▼: it's where i live! where all humans live.
▲: :33< earth is a city?
▼: so maybe, on alternia>
▼: ?
▲: :33< how do you know about alternia?
▲: :33< have you talked to other trolls?
▼: no, it's a planet!
▼: from all the other trolls! they're mostly nice, except for the grouchy grey one
▲: :33< i know what alterna is. i live on it
▲: :33< that's just karkitty, he's like that
▲: :33< so you've talked to other trolls before?
▼: yeah! terezi seems nice but a little weird, and eridan seems ok but kinda creepy
▼: and the grey one is grouchy :B
▲: :33< yeah, the grey one is
▲: :33< he just needs a matesprit
▼: a what now?
▲: :33< *ac is very confused* you don't have matesprits on your earth planet?
▼: don't think so, nope. what is it?
▲: :33< a matesprit is someone you really like. someone who fills your flushed quadrant
▼: you mean like romantically? we just call them your lover or partner here
▲: :33< lover?
▲: :33< what about meowrails, or kismesis, or auspistices?
▼: what are those?! :O
▲: :33< *ac contemplates how to explain relationships to this primitive human creature*
▲: :33< i know. a kismesis is like a matesprit, only with blackrom
▼: *jude gets comfy, this will probably take a while*
▼: wait, what's blackrom?
▲: :33< blakcrom is like redrom, only with hate
▲: :33< a meowrail is someone that you like to be around, and who helps keep you under control when you get out of control.
▼: so you love a person, but instead you hate them?
▲: :33< *ac shakes her head* not really
▲: :33< a kismesis is someone who you hate with yoru entire being, but you also find very attractive.
▼: [time elapses, suddenly jude understands trollmance? y/n]
▲: [da,is good plan. Hell, I don't understand most blackrom]
▲: :33<*ac nods vigorously* yep, that's right
▼: [it's a shame, blackrom is great sometimes. hell if anyone gets auspitice, though]
▼: wow, that's complex!
▼: so, nepeta, do you have any filled quadrants?
▲: [No kidding. I think Hussie was just setting us up for some giga troll to come]
▲: :33< *nodnodnodnod* uh yuh.
▲: :33< My meowrail is Equius
▲: :33< he's really nice and STRONG
▼: i see.
▼: and any flushed quadrants?
▲: :33< *ac blushes bright olive*
▲: :33< n-no
▼: wow, that's a pretty color!
▼: aw, that stinks. if it makes you feel any better i'm single, too.
▲: :33< you don't have any quadrants?
▼: well only one counts here, so yeah.
▲: :33< *ac begins to tear up* aww, that's sad
▲: :33< *ac tackle hugs the strange pink troll human creature*
▼: *pats her shoulder awkwardly* aww, don't cry!
▼: oof!
▼: *falls to the floor, giggling*
▲: :33< *ac wipes the pale, translucent olive tears from her eye* feel better?
▼: sure, but you're um, kind of sitting on me.... haha
▲: :33< *the huntress climbs off the human* oops, sorry
▼: not that you're heavy or anything! cause you're totally not.
▼: it's just a bit uncomfy
▲: :33< sorry
▼: *sits up* no problem!
▲: :33< so, how do you hunt without any claws?
▼: really, it's ok! oh, i use a gun if i have to but mostly beq brings me food. or i buy it from the internet.
▲: :33< you can buy food on the human internet
▲: :33< *ac looks at you in wonder*
▼: you can buy anything you can think of on the internet!
▲: :33< *ac's eyes widen to the point it's almost obscene*
▼: *jude giggles at the troll's ridiculously wide eyes*
▲: OwO
▼: hehe
▲: :33< can, can you buy, uh...
▲: :33< *ac whispers so softly she can barley hear herself* buckets?
▼: *whispering* yes
▲: :33< *ac's entire face turns deep olive*
▼: haha
▼: and a large assortment of other.....shady things.
▼: wow, that is just the prettiest color ever i think.
▲: :33< really?
▼: even if it does mean you're a little bit flustered ;)
▼: yup!
▲: :33< *ac blushes even deeper*
▼: so what exactly does troll skin feel like? i'd kinda just like to see what the differences are...for, um...science!.. if you don't mind?
▲: :33< *ac extends her arm to the weird human creature* um..ok
▼: *reaches out, takes her hand* hmm, surprisingly soft, considering their usual use....
▼: ....oh wow, that sounded so bad, sorry
▲: :33< *ac looks at the human quizzically* what do you mean usual use? also, your hands are soft.
▼: i meant the hunting and stuff, hehe
▲: :33< Oh, i don't use my bare hands.
▼: yeah, i think it's cause you guys have to be a bit tougher than we do
▲: :33< *ac pulls out claws and shows them to the jude human*
▲: :33< I use these
▼: yeah, i saw them! they are super scary, haha.
▲: :33< *ac looks happy* really, they look scary?
▼: *jude's mind has taken a considerable turn into the gutter, and he blushes bright red!*
▼: um, yeah!
▲: :33< yay!
▼: hehe
▼: you must have really strong arms to be able to use these!
▲: :33< nope. I have strong legs.
▲: :33< *ac pounces on the human, again* to pounce.
▼: oof! *again*
▲: :33< sorry, you're just so cute when you're surprised
▼: *falls back down to the ground* haha, you do indeed.
▼: heh, you think? :B
▼: so maybe if you surprise me some more i might get to make you blush that pretty olive?
▲: :33< *ac blushes*
▼: hehehe...
▲: :33< *ac's ears perk up* I think I hear Equius calling.
▼: *sits up onto elbows to get a little more comfy*
▲: :33< Sorry, I have to go. It's time to go hunting.
▲: :33< *ac tilts her head* maybe I'll bring you a hoofbeast steak
▼: oh, ok! bye then i guess!
▼: nice to meet you, nepeta!
▼: sounds yummy!
▲: :33< see you later jude. Maybe next time I can explain more about alterna