February 2012
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Georgia Democrats to propose limitations on... →
historicalupstart:
As members of Georgia’s House of Representatives debate whether to prohibit abortions for women more than 20 weeks pregnant, House Democrats planned to introduce their own reproductive rights plan: No more vasectomies that leave “thousands of children … deprived of birth.”
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“Now because the majority of abortions are performed in the first trimester, if...”
– JON STEWART, on Virginia’s inhumane, inhuman and shameful “personhood” law that requires women wanting to get an abortion to, in essence, be subject to rape, on The Daily Show (via ducrieffs)
It's another LGBT Tumblr: trans-spirituality:... →
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Transgender Reverend Tells All
Sep 27, 2009 | The Epworth United Methodist Church [in Portland, OR] has strong roots, dating back to its founding in 1935, but its members welcome a break from tradition.
That break can be no more easily personified than with pastor David Weekley.
“We liked him from the beginning,” said church member George Azumano.
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so hearts and hooves day may have been the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. I did not know Big Mac could be that cute
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Totally Not Another Brony Blog: On an ethical... →
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hate-wizard:
I’m an organ donor. I also am somewhere in between vegan and vegetarian. I see a contradiction in this.
This means that if I die, any of my usable organs will be harvested and transplanted into another human being, if possible. However, the odds of any of the recipients being...
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Nepeta meets Jude, and things get a little flushed
▼: hi!! :)
▲: :33< *ac pounces on this strange looking creature* HII
▲: :33
▼: whoa! *stumbles under the mighty huntress*
▼: hehe, i don't have horns, i'm a human!
▼: :B
▲: :33
▲: :33< what's a human?
▼: i guess you're a troll then, huh?
▼: we're liiiike....
▼: pink trolls.
▼: without horns, or claws, or scary things i guess
▼: i dunno
▲: :33< *ac tilts her mighty huntress head* pink trolls?
▲: :33< that sounds scary
▼: what's your name? mine's jude.
▲: :33< jude? that's a funny name. i'm nepeta
▼: nice to meet you, nepeta *holds out hand as if to shake*
▲: :33< *the mighty huntress extends her claws in a sign of friendship*
▼: though of course we think we both have weird names, cause we're both aliens :B
▲: :33< I'm not an alien
▼: wow! those look sharp!
▼: to me you are, silly! hehe
▲: :33< *ac's ears perk up* oh, i understand.
▲: :33< What do humans usually do in their hives?
▼: oh, lotsa stuff. mostly i do science and play with my dog, beq! he raised me.
▲: :33< your lusus is this earth creature called a dog?
▼: um, what's a lusus? i mean it's kinda weird that i was raised by a dog instead of some parents or something, but i dunno what a lusus is
▲: :33< *the great huntress, though greatly confuzzled, decides to continue* a lussus is this big animal that raises you, in a roundabout sort of way, if they don't kill you first.
▲: :33< what's a parent?
▼: well i guess it's sort of like a lusus, but it's another human, and also i don't think they normally try to kill you...
▲: :33< The grubs on your planet are raised by adults?
▲: :33< that's kind of weird
▼: but i think you could count beq as both a parent and a lusus
▼: he sounds sorta in between
▼: yep! usually the ones who make you, too.
▲: :33< *ac is now slightly shocked* you know the humans that donated your genetic material? how is that possible?
▼: well they sorta stay together most of the time, in normal families
▼: like, you get married, and then you have kids, and then you raise them together and then you grow old together!
▲: :33< Your adults live on the same planet as your grubs?
▼: we all live on one planet. unfortunately, we have't figured out space travel just yet :|
▲: :33< *ac looks at you in awe* your ancestors stay together? and you don't have space travel?
▲: :33< *ac is thoroughly shocked by this new information*
▼: hehe, don't be shocked, we practically just figured out computers. i heard trolls have actually created biological computational systems, but i don't think humans'll ever get that far :B
▲: :33< you don
▲: :33< you don't have biocomps?
▲: :33< next you'll tell me you don't have quadrants
▼: lolwhut
▼: i do not even know to what on earth that could be referring to
▲: :33< what is this earth?
▲: :33< is that your human planet?
▼: :B
▼: it's where i live! where all humans live.
▲: :33< earth is a city?
▼: so maybe, on alternia>
▼: ?
▲: :33< how do you know about alternia?
▲: :33< have you talked to other trolls?
▼: no, it's a planet!
▼: from all the other trolls! they're mostly nice, except for the grouchy grey one
▲: :33< i know what alterna is. i live on it
▲: :33< that's just karkitty, he's like that
▲: :33< so you've talked to other trolls before?
▼: yeah! terezi seems nice but a little weird, and eridan seems ok but kinda creepy
▼: and the grey one is grouchy :B
▲: :33< yeah, the grey one is
▲: :33< he just needs a matesprit
▼: a what now?
▲: :33< *ac is very confused* you don't have matesprits on your earth planet?
▼: don't think so, nope. what is it?
▲: :33< a matesprit is someone you really like. someone who fills your flushed quadrant
▼: you mean like romantically? we just call them your lover or partner here
▲: :33< lover?
▲: :33< what about meowrails, or kismesis, or auspistices?
▼: what are those?! :O
▲: :33< *ac contemplates how to explain relationships to this primitive human creature*
▲: :33< i know. a kismesis is like a matesprit, only with blackrom
▼: *jude gets comfy, this will probably take a while*
▼: wait, what's blackrom?
▲: :33< blakcrom is like redrom, only with hate
▲: :33< a meowrail is someone that you like to be around, and who helps keep you under control when you get out of control.
▼: so you love a person, but instead you hate them?
▲: :33< *ac shakes her head* not really
▲: :33< a kismesis is someone who you hate with yoru entire being, but you also find very attractive.
▼: [time elapses, suddenly jude understands trollmance? y/n]
▲: [da,is good plan. Hell, I don't understand most blackrom]
▲: :33
▼: [it's a shame, blackrom is great sometimes. hell if anyone gets auspitice, though]
▼: wow, that's complex!
▼: so, nepeta, do you have any filled quadrants?
▲: [No kidding. I think Hussie was just setting us up for some giga troll to come]
▲: :33< *nodnodnodnod* uh yuh.
▲: :33< My meowrail is Equius
▲: :33< he's really nice and STRONG
▼: i see.
▼: and any flushed quadrants?
▲: :33< *ac blushes bright olive*
▲: :33< n-no
▼: wow, that's a pretty color!
▼: aw, that stinks. if it makes you feel any better i'm single, too.
▲: :33< you don't have any quadrants?
▼: well only one counts here, so yeah.
▲: :33< *ac begins to tear up* aww, that's sad
▲: :33< *ac tackle hugs the strange pink troll human creature*
▼: *pats her shoulder awkwardly* aww, don't cry!
▼: oof!
▼: *falls to the floor, giggling*
▲: :33< *ac wipes the pale, translucent olive tears from her eye* feel better?
▼: sure, but you're um, kind of sitting on me.... haha
▲: :33< *the huntress climbs off the human* oops, sorry
▼: not that you're heavy or anything! cause you're totally not.
▼: it's just a bit uncomfy
▲: :33< sorry
▼: *sits up* no problem!
▲: :33< so, how do you hunt without any claws?
▼: really, it's ok! oh, i use a gun if i have to but mostly beq brings me food. or i buy it from the internet.
▲: :33< you can buy food on the human internet
▲: :33< *ac looks at you in wonder*
▼: you can buy anything you can think of on the internet!
▲: :33< *ac's eyes widen to the point it's almost obscene*
▼: *jude giggles at the troll's ridiculously wide eyes*
▲: OwO
▼: hehe
▲: :33< can, can you buy, uh...
▲: :33< *ac whispers so softly she can barley hear herself* buckets?
▼: *whispering* yes
▲: :33< *ac's entire face turns deep olive*
▼: haha
▼: and a large assortment of other.....shady things.
▼: wow, that is just the prettiest color ever i think.
▲: :33< really?
▼: even if it does mean you're a little bit flustered ;)
▼: yup!
▲: :33< *ac blushes even deeper*
▼: so what exactly does troll skin feel like? i'd kinda just like to see what the differences are...for, um...science!.. if you don't mind?
▲: :33< *ac extends her arm to the weird human creature* um..ok
▼: *reaches out, takes her hand* hmm, surprisingly soft, considering their usual use....
▼: ....oh wow, that sounded so bad, sorry
▲: :33< *ac looks at the human quizzically* what do you mean usual use? also, your hands are soft.
▼: i meant the hunting and stuff, hehe
▲: :33< Oh, i don't use my bare hands.
▼: yeah, i think it's cause you guys have to be a bit tougher than we do
▲: :33< *ac pulls out claws and shows them to the jude human*
▲: :33< I use these
▼: yeah, i saw them! they are super scary, haha.
▲: :33< *ac looks happy* really, they look scary?
▼: *jude's mind has taken a considerable turn into the gutter, and he blushes bright red!*
▼: um, yeah!
▲: :33< yay!
▼: hehe
▼: you must have really strong arms to be able to use these!
▲: :33< nope. I have strong legs.
▲: :33< *ac pounces on the human, again* to pounce.
▼: oof! *again*
▲: :33< sorry, you're just so cute when you're surprised
▼: *falls back down to the ground* haha, you do indeed.
▼: heh, you think? :B
▼: so maybe if you surprise me some more i might get to make you blush that pretty olive?
▲: :33< *ac blushes*
▼: hehehe...
▲: :33< *ac's ears perk up* I think I hear Equius calling.
▼: *sits up onto elbows to get a little more comfy*
▲: :33< Sorry, I have to go. It's time to go hunting.
▲: :33< *ac tilts her head* maybe I'll bring you a hoofbeast steak
▼: oh, ok! bye then i guess!
▼: nice to meet you, nepeta!
▼: sounds yummy!
▲: :33< see you later jude. Maybe next time I can explain more about alterna
Susan G. Komen pulls grant money from Planned... →
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chockfullofhoot:
My loyalties have and always will lie with Planned Parenthood. Komen, you can say bye-bye to my paltry contributions to your body-harming walk fundraisers and any other ‘Komen’ related items you may float around out there.
You may do good works, but Planned Parenthood does better, more encompassing, and aren’t funded out the fucking ying-yang by big business like...